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Tommy Cooper
British
March 19, 1921
Comedian
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
Tommy Cooper
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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